It suddenly dawned on me. She could poison me. Every morsel of food that goes into my little body comes from her. How do I know if she...

She said I needed to have my teeth cleaned. They seemed OK to me but I can't see them. "They're stained from saliva and things you eat....

They're not really conversations, more like monologues. She does the talking and I look at her attentively while she rattles on. She's...

“Do you want to go to the beach? Yes! We have to have a shower first. I have to have a shower, you don’t have to have a shower.“ Waiting....

She who thinks she knows everything, my human mum, calls me lazy bones. No mention of lazy muscles or eyebrows or tummy. Just my bones. I...

She forgot my Christmas present. She forgot a Christmas present for my half brother, Bertie. And my sister, Mindy, had no chance now that...

That's what my sister, Mindy's human mum said. And she should know. She comes from New South Wales and they have wombats there. No...

I'm a scallywag. Lots of my doggie friends are scallywags. We are very specials beings. My human mum calls me all sorts of names but the...

Of course they are, otherwise, we dogs wouldn't have four legs. I feel sorry for humans with two legs but if they used their nous, they'd...

He called me dopey. Moi! The most intelligent dog in the world. He said I was dopey because I didn't turn and look at him when he said my...

I told you ... perfect show dog. This could have been me. https://www.facebook.com/emily.e.moret/videos/1826446024402228?idorvanity=79905...

My groomer said it. It am a perfect specimen of a West Highland White Terrier. And she should know. She who is seeing dogs all day...

Honestly, when is the penny going to drop that you have got it wrong. DOG that is the correct spelling not GOD. Have you ever wondered...

The phone rang. She walked out of the room to answer it. I was on the sofa and it was sitting there. On a plate. On the Eileen Gray...

Horrible, selfish, demanding. They take all the attention away from moi. She spends more time looking at them than talking to me. Who...

Honestly. She did. She put me in a room full of cooked chicken bones. As soon as she opened the door, I could smell them. Chicken bones....

Wondering where I've been? In jail. A three week sentence. Crime unknown. I plead not guilty. I didn't even have a trial. She took me to...

I love going to Bertie's house because they have a mud bath in the garden. Bertie's human mum calls it a fish pond and there are a couple...

I was so excited. We were going to a birthday party. My birthday party because my birthday is May 24 in two days' time. (Remember for...

"Where are they?" she asks me. How should I know. What are "they"? Once, she said I had eaten them. The car keys? I don't think so. I...