I can't deny it. I am having sleepless nights thinking about her. Last night, I was up and about barking at the leaves shuffling in the...

Sniff sniff sniff If I get a whiff Of an anonymous pee That no human can see It's like reading a book And a chance for a look Into other...

There are new dogs next door. Don't know what type they are but they sure make horrible noises and they go on and on and on. At least...

"Well," she says, "That turned out to be quite a journey." You don't have to tell me. I was there. Every step of the way. Down the...

She says that I'm the most beautiful dog in the world. Then she tells me that I am bow legged. How can you be the most beautiful dog in...

She said we were going to the doggie park. Oh goodie, goodie, gum drops. I howled with excitement and could barely stand still long...

I was so excited. I was spinning in circles. We went to the new doggie park next to the river and she was carrying a square bag which she...

Some time ago, I wrote about having an identity crisis because she was calling me different names. Since then, she has explained that...

Passing wind is perfectly natural. Flatulence. Gas. Flatus. I don't know what the big fuss is. "Ughhhh, Lochy, you farted," she says,...

Westies do the best evil eye. You will know when we are not amused. Stop tummy tickling? You'll get the evil eye. Not paying me enough...

Now that I have spent the last 634 days of living with her, my human mum, I feel I am well qualified to pass on some sage advice....

All it took was one human to go out to his car and leave the gate open. I looked at Bertie. He looked at me. I winked and nodded and...

She had friends visit for lunch and they were all laughing and talking. And eating. And drinking. All above-table action. I was being...

She has spent the whole week sitting in front of her computer. No kidding. Up in the morning. Make a cup of tea. Check emails in bed....

She's been rubbing something onto her arms and legs. And it stinks. A package came to the front door a few days ago and inside was a...

She's left me again. Just as we were getting back into the swing of our daily routine of sitting up in bed answering emails on the...

I have no idea where she is. No one tells me anything. She's gone. Bertie's mum arrived at the front door and I was handed over like a...

That's how dogs do it. We meet a dog, have a good sniff around the nether regions, and decide if we want to be friends or move on and...

She accused me of eating her mobile phone. "Where is it, Lochy? Is it in your tummy?" What was she on about? Was she blind? Her mobile...

How cool! My trainer's German Shepherd sniffs out human remains. And gets paid for it. I could do that. I need to do special sniffing...