I have clean teeth

She said I needed to have my teeth cleaned. They seemed OK to me but I can't see them.

"They're stained from saliva and things you eat. The vet is going to clean your teeth."

Better him than her. I like the vet. He is gentle and feeds me treats while he is talking to me.

So off we go and they put me in a cage. Waiting. Waiting. Then finally the vet comes just as I am about to start barking because I am bored.

Ouch! I think a mosquito bit my leg.

Then I felt tired and went to sleep.

When I woke up I had a blue bandage on my leg. How strange. My leg is nowhere near my teeth. No blue bandage on my teeth. Maybe they did the wrong procedure. Leg clean not teeth clean.

I was so dozy. When we got home, I tried to stand on the concrete floor and I couldn't. My paws kept slipping. I gave up and curled up in a ball and slept some more.

I dreamed that I met Peggy in the dog park and she complimented me on my clean teeth and then she said "Why do you have a blue bandage on your leg?" and I couldn't answer her because I didn't know. Ahhh, Peggy. You have nice teeth, too.